Various hd_boardgame drabbles (H/D, G-R)

[sesheta66]

Title:   Various Drabbles for hd_boardgame
Author:   sesheta_66
Word Count:   200 words or fewer, each drabble
Rating:   G - R
Summary:   Drabbles (<200 words) sorted by type - angst, limericks, crack, round robin
Disclaimer:   HP world belongs to JK Rowling. No money made by me - I am only playing.

 

Angst #1 (boat, salty + revelation theme)

As Harry watched the boat sink into the salty sea, their wands with it, fear set in. As he looked at Draco's limp body next to him, still breathing, but barely, a deep sense of anguish poured over him like the waves over the remains of the boat.

Harry was suddenly overcome by the revelation that he loved this man. This was only made all the more painful by the fact that he may never get the chance to tell him.

Angst #2 (grip + revelation theme) - continuation of earlier angst

Harry tightened his grip on Draco. He knew that he couldn't Apparate them out of there, but he didn't think they had much time to wait for a rescue. At least Draco didn't have the time. His breathing was shallow, and he was paler than Harry had ever seen him.

He had always thought the Slytherin untouchable, unbreakable. What a horrible way to realize that he wasn't.

One of this week's challenges (to earn 50 house points) was to post six limericks. Here is the result:

Limerick #1:

Boys will be boys, even at school,
They take big chances and break every rule.
When our boys get caught,
They claim to have fought,
But Snape knows - he's nobody's fool.

Limerick #2:

There was a young boy to Slytherin went,
If he hadn't his father would have been bent,
He settled in well,
Minions he did compel,
On his enemies their frustrations to vent.

Limerick #3:

There was a young boy became a Gryff,
In his life he no longer felt adrift.
Made friends did he,
With Ron and Hermione.
And discovered his skill at Quidditch was a gift.

Limerick #4:

When together the Gryff and the Snake,
Would fight for argument's sake.
They'd start rather small,
But progress to a brawl,
To the students quite a sight they'd make.

Limerick #5:

After some time they did see,
They could make each other happy.
So they stopped the fights,
And turned their sights,
To make you and me into we.

Limerick #6 (50 points for Gryffindor)

There once was a writer so tired,
She was constantly online and wired.
She wrote like mad,
Some of it quite bad,
But the Gryffindor points she admired!

Heh heh heh. Couldn't resist!

Crack #1 (celebrity + coming out theme)

"Oh, Harry, it would be so great if you spoke for the gay wizarding community. Just think about it. You're a celebrity!" Hermione prodded.

"The Boy Who Lived to Be Gay!" Ron snorted.

"Ah, yes, Weasel, we've never heard that before," drawled Draco. "So original."

Crack #2 (tears + coming out theme)

"You look marvelous!" Draco purred, as he tweaked Harry's cheeks just so. Just a little bit more glitter, and you're all set!"

"Um ... Harry ... are you sure about this?" asked Ron, clearly on the verge of tears. "I mean, he doesn't even know you're gay."

"Absolutely! What better way to say Happy Fucking Birthday to Vernon that to show up in pink frills?"

"If you say so, Harry."

"Oh, he says so," replied Draco with a cheeky grin.

Crack #3 (heavenly + coming out theme)

"Where are we?" Harry asked, excited to see all the heavenly bodies in front of him.

"This, my darling, is Toronto."

"Toronto?"

"Yes. Toronto, Canada. And we are smack dab in the middle of the Gay Pride Parade, the largest one in the world outside of San Francisco."

"Oooohh!"

"Indeed. And while we're here, we can attend Prophecy. It's on at the same time, you know."

"What's Prophecy, Draco?"

"Oh, you just wait and see. It's the perfect place to come out!" 

Round robin

As Harry opened his eyes, he felt the shifting of the mattress before him. What happened last night? What did I do, and who is this in my bed?

"Oh, God," he heard in a familiar drawl. "Shoot me now," he continued.

"Aw, c'mon babe. Surely you don't forget pledging your undying love to me last night. You said we're forever. You said you'd never ever ever leave me. You said ...

Continuation:

... "I said nothing of the sort, Potter. I recall the events of last night perfectly."

Harry fidgeted, as he really had no idea what had happened. Well, beyond the obvious.

"I recall saying that I would shag you senseless, which I did. Then you said something about fucking me through the mattress, which seemed to work out quite well, even though the mattress remains in one piece. But the most interesting part of the evening, as I recall, was ...

Continuation:

" ... when you announced to the room at large, as we were walking out of the pub, that you loved me and always had."

Harry's only response was a low growl. His stomach was doing flips.

"Indeed, Harry darling. Ron was ready to have kittens. It really was well worth it."

"Did I really say that?"

"No, not really, Harry. But turnabout's fair play, right? After all, you started it."

"And I mean to finish it," he said, as he threw himself on top of the Slytherin and began ...

~ TBC

Comments

[xfallingxrainx.livejournal.com]

Loved your limericks and your Round Robin! Despise the TBC, but other than that it was great!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks ♥

Sorry about the TBC, but it was a round robin, and I'm supposed to leave it open ended. :o)