Various hd_boardgame drabbles (H/D, G-R)

[sesheta66]

Title:   Various Drabbles for hd_boardgame
Author:   sesheta_66
Word Count:   200 words or fewer, each drabble
Rating:   G - R
Summary:   Drabbles (<200 words) sorted by type - angst, limericks, crack, round robin
Disclaimer:   HP world belongs to JK Rowling. No money made by me - I am only playing.

 

Angst #1 (boat, salty + revelation theme)

As Harry watched the boat sink into the salty sea, their wands with it, fear set in. As he looked at Draco's limp body next to him, still breathing, but barely, a deep sense of anguish poured over him like the waves over the remains of the boat.

Harry was suddenly overcome by the revelation that he loved this man. This was only made all the more painful by the fact that he may never get the chance to tell him.

Angst #2 (grip + revelation theme) - continuation of earlier angst

Harry tightened his grip on Draco. He knew that he couldn't Apparate them out of there, but he didn't think they had much time to wait for a rescue. At least Draco didn't have the time. His breathing was shallow, and he was paler than Harry had ever seen him.

He had always thought the Slytherin untouchable, unbreakable. What a horrible way to realize that he wasn't.

One of this week's challenges (to earn 50 house points) was to post six limericks. Here is the result:

Limerick #1:

Boys will be boys, even at school,
They take big chances and break every rule.
When our boys get caught,
They claim to have fought,
But Snape knows - he's nobody's fool.

Limerick #2:

There was a young boy to Slytherin went,
If he hadn't his father would have been bent,
He settled in well,
Minions he did compel,
On his enemies their frustrations to vent.

Limerick #3:

There was a young boy became a Gryff,
In his life he no longer felt adrift.
Made friends did he,
With Ron and Hermione.
And discovered his skill at Quidditch was a gift.

Limerick #4:

When together the Gryff and the Snake,
Would fight for argument's sake.
They'd start rather small,
But progress to a brawl,
To the students quite a sight they'd make.

Limerick #5:

After some time they did see,
They could make each other happy.
So they stopped the fights,
And turned their sights,
To make you and me into we.

Limerick #6 (50 points for Gryffindor)

There once was a writer so tired,
She was constantly online and wired.
She wrote like mad,
Some of it quite bad,
But the Gryffindor points she admired!

Heh heh heh. Couldn't resist!

Crack #1 (celebrity + coming out theme)

"Oh, Harry, it would be so great if you spoke for the gay wizarding community. Just think about it. You're a celebrity!" Hermione prodded.

"The Boy Who Lived to Be Gay!" Ron snorted.

"Ah, yes, Weasel, we've never heard that before," drawled Draco. "So original."

Crack #2 (tears + coming out theme)

"You look marvelous!" Draco purred, as he tweaked Harry's cheeks just so. Just a little bit more glitter, and you're all set!"

"Um ... Harry ... are you sure about this?" asked Ron, clearly on the verge of tears. "I mean, he doesn't even know you're gay."

"Absolutely! What better way to say Happy Fucking Birthday to Vernon that to show up in pink frills?"

"If you say so, Harry."

"Oh, he says so," replied Draco with a cheeky grin.

Crack #3 (heavenly + coming out theme)

"Where are we?" Harry asked, excited to see all the heavenly bodies in front of him.

"This, my darling, is Toronto."

"Toronto?"

"Yes. Toronto, Canada. And we are smack dab in the middle of the Gay Pride Parade, the largest one in the world outside of San Francisco."

"Oooohh!"

"Indeed. And while we're here, we can attend Prophecy. It's on at the same time, you know."

"What's Prophecy, Draco?"

"Oh, you just wait and see. It's the perfect place to come out!" 

Round robin

As Harry opened his eyes, he felt the shifting of the mattress before him. What happened last night? What did I do, and who is this in my bed?

"Oh, God," he heard in a familiar drawl. "Shoot me now," he continued.

"Aw, c'mon babe. Surely you don't forget pledging your undying love to me last night. You said we're forever. You said you'd never ever ever leave me. You said ...

Continuation:

... "I said nothing of the sort, Potter. I recall the events of last night perfectly."

Harry fidgeted, as he really had no idea what had happened. Well, beyond the obvious.

"I recall saying that I would shag you senseless, which I did. Then you said something about fucking me through the mattress, which seemed to work out quite well, even though the mattress remains in one piece. But the most interesting part of the evening, as I recall, was ...

Continuation:

" ... when you announced to the room at large, as we were walking out of the pub, that you loved me and always had."

Harry's only response was a low growl. His stomach was doing flips.

"Indeed, Harry darling. Ron was ready to have kittens. It really was well worth it."

"Did I really say that?"

"No, not really, Harry. But turnabout's fair play, right? After all, you started it."

"And I mean to finish it," he said, as he threw himself on top of the Slytherin and began ...

~ TBC

Comments

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, the round robin was both cute and funny, but oh my - the limericks!! I can't promise that if you quite your job you can live off them, 'cos some are quite terrible *grins* but they crack me up so much!! :D Limerick #2 made no sense whatsoever!! Compelling minions, Lucius bent, and 'On his enemies their frustrations to vent?? *giggling madly*

The coming out themed ones featured quite a lot of Draco being snarky, which was adorable :) Yay for lovely drabbles!! *hugs*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I cracked up at your comment about the limericks.

*points to last one* - "some of it quite bad" - *nods* - Indeed.

Let's see ... #2 means that Lucius would have been "bent out of shape" if his only son hadn't been sorted into Slytherin ... then the minions were compelled to vent their frustrations on Draco's enemies. Makes perfect sense to me! The wonkiness (yes, it's a word :P) of the order of the wording doesn't lend itself to being easily understood, but it's poetry dammit ... aren't you supposed to squint your eyes and look for the hidden meaning & deeper understanding that only a true poet can hide project in her work? *chuckles* I am just feigning indignation, btw, in case that wasn't glaringly obvious.

As always, thanks for reading & commenting ♥

Note to self: No poetry for Diana's b'day fic. Right.

[xfallingxrainx.livejournal.com]

Loved your limericks and your Round Robin! Despise the TBC, but other than that it was great!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks ♥

Sorry about the TBC, but it was a round robin, and I'm supposed to leave it open ended. :o)

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Actually, the last limerick was cute and cracky! *hugs*

Indignant!sesheta_66 is adorable, but I fear I am too lowly to fully comprehend the beauty and deep understanding present in your poetry *grins*

I, on the other hand, am feigning being appalled at your limericks, when in fact I find them delightful and can't stop laughing at them :D However, I am honestly appalled at the request you sent to enchanted_jae. Newfoundland? Newfies?! Eh?! Mind you, I thought she did fulfilled your conditions wonderfully, but... Newfies?! *wonders at you*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I'm sure, over time, you shall learn to appreciate the deep meaning, ever-present in my well-thought-out poetry. *cracks up* Er, yeah ... I tend to like to be rather goofy with my limericks and make people laugh (whether from the content or the sheer "groan" factor), so I'm glad I succeeded.

Let me put your wondering to rest ... the request I sent to enchanted_jae was different. I wanted something Canadian, since I am. I had next-door neighbours who were from the east coast, and he was forever telling me that there are only TWO types of people in the world - Newfies and wannabes. He was a true Newfie (and referred to himself as such - as does everyone I know from there - and I don't believe I've ever met a Newfie that isn't delightful to know), but his wife was from Nova Scotia, so she was a 'wannabe'. He was forever trying to convince me to become an honourary Newfie by drinking the Screetch and kissing the cod. It was the weirdest, truly Canadian thing I could think of to give jae. And I'm so intrigued by her uncanny ability to turn ANYTHING into good material for Harry and Draco to shag. So ... that was her challenge. Am I forgiven?

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

*runs off to Wikipedia and types in Newfie*

Right, so they are real people! (Don't give me that look, I was confused! *pouts*) And Newfoundland sounded like 'Neverland', I wasn't sure if that was real either *shifty look*

Heheh, I'm not sure what there was to forgive :D but yes, you shall once more be engulfed in my love ♥ ♥ ♥ *cackles*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* - You thought I made that up? Too funny! The whole scenario is REAL ... that's why I used it, because it's SOOOO off the wall!

I thought you might have been appalled at the fact that I used the term 'Newfie' because it's often used in jokes about people from Newfoundland. But it's not derogatory - simply the short-form for "Newfoundlander."

Yay! The ♥ ♥ ♥ is back!

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