Evil Channels (H/D, PG)

[sesheta66]

Title: Evil Channels
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 301
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Challenge: For blamebrampton's birthday prompt of "Revolution."
Warning: Does a very silly, campy!Draco need a warning?
Summary: Draco gets caught up in the evil ways of Muggles.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



Harry, arriving home from a week-long trip out of town, exited the Floo and almost tripped over all the boxes gathered in the sitting room.

"Draco! What's all this?"

"Shhhh! It's the latest revolution in hair care! I simply must have it!"

"What?!"

"I said shh!"

Harry entered the study where Draco was mere inches from the telly screen, scribbling notes on a paper, with the telephone in hand.

"Draco, what are you doing?"

"Shhh!"

Perplexed, Harry went back to the sitting room to look at the boxes. All of them had come from the Home Shopping Network. There had to be fifty of them.

"Draco!"

"One minute, Harry. I just need to make a phone call."

Harry Accioed the telephone and with a wave of his wand cut off the telly. The look Draco shot him was murderous.

"What did you do?" he spat.

"Saved you from yourself."

"But my hair!" he wailed.

"Is perfect just the way it is."

"But ... but they said it was a revo--"

"Draco, these are all Muggle products."

"But ... they all said magic or potion or something like that and --"

"And they are all just marketing ploys. Why would you think wizards would sell their products on Muggle television?"

"More money?"

"Yes, well, even still, these all have to go back."

"But my hair!"

"Would you trust your hair to Muggle products?"

That did it. Face in his hands, Draco whimpered, "Merlin, what have I done?" The look of shock on Draco's face as he looked up at Harry spoke volumes. "I could have --"

"But you didn't, and that's what's important."

"Harry, this telly is evil."

"Only certain channels, Draco." He wrapped his arm around his boyfriend and patted him consolingly on the back. "Only certain channels."


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Comments

[nohesitations.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Draco! Thank goodness Harry saved him in the knick of time!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank goodness. ;)