Evil Channels (H/D, PG)

[sesheta66]

Title: Evil Channels
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 301
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Challenge: For blamebrampton's birthday prompt of "Revolution."
Warning: Does a very silly, campy!Draco need a warning?
Summary: Draco gets caught up in the evil ways of Muggles.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



Harry, arriving home from a week-long trip out of town, exited the Floo and almost tripped over all the boxes gathered in the sitting room.

"Draco! What's all this?"

"Shhhh! It's the latest revolution in hair care! I simply must have it!"

"What?!"

"I said shh!"

Harry entered the study where Draco was mere inches from the telly screen, scribbling notes on a paper, with the telephone in hand.

"Draco, what are you doing?"

"Shhh!"

Perplexed, Harry went back to the sitting room to look at the boxes. All of them had come from the Home Shopping Network. There had to be fifty of them.

"Draco!"

"One minute, Harry. I just need to make a phone call."

Harry Accioed the telephone and with a wave of his wand cut off the telly. The look Draco shot him was murderous.

"What did you do?" he spat.

"Saved you from yourself."

"But my hair!" he wailed.

"Is perfect just the way it is."

"But ... but they said it was a revo--"

"Draco, these are all Muggle products."

"But ... they all said magic or potion or something like that and --"

"And they are all just marketing ploys. Why would you think wizards would sell their products on Muggle television?"

"More money?"

"Yes, well, even still, these all have to go back."

"But my hair!"

"Would you trust your hair to Muggle products?"

That did it. Face in his hands, Draco whimpered, "Merlin, what have I done?" The look of shock on Draco's face as he looked up at Harry spoke volumes. "I could have --"

"But you didn't, and that's what's important."

"Harry, this telly is evil."

"Only certain channels, Draco." He wrapped his arm around his boyfriend and patted him consolingly on the back. "Only certain channels."


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Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so glad I checked my flist before turning in for the night! That was hilarious! This is why nice English wizards should never be allowed access to anything but the BBC. Thank goodness for Harry's swift intervention! Thank you, dear, that was a lovely note to end a long day on!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so pleased and relieved that you liked it! Whew!

It's not my usual thing, but the plot bunny attacked, and well ... here you go. I'm glad it ended your long day on a good note. :o)

[nohesitations.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Draco! Thank goodness Harry saved him in the knick of time!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank goodness. ;)

[felaine.livejournal.com]

Funniest thing I have read in ages.

So totally Draco, consoling himself with HSN while Harry is out wasting his time saving the world and all that rot.
Harry should be home protecting his prize Malfoy.

Love the end paragraph in particular.
Felaine

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad you were amused. It's not my usual thing, so I wasn't too sure, but yay!

Heh. Harry won't be taking on any out-of-town assignments for a while. Either that or he'll have to disconnect the telly. ;)

Thanks ♥

[thrnbrooke.livejournal.com]

Oh way toooo funny!!!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm so glad you liked it. I wasn't sure, because it's not my usual. *is relieved*

[idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAHA! this was HILARIOUS! *g* i can so imagine draco getting addicted to home shopping! i wonder what would have happened if harry hadn't intervened when he did!?

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. Glad you enjoyed it. I fear for the state of their home if he had been allowed free reign for any longer.

I found it particularly amusing that he hadn't even stopped watching long enough to open what he'd already ordered. Silly man!

[idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com]

I found it particularly amusing that he hadn't even stopped watching long enough to open what he'd already ordered. Silly man!

hee! he probably couldn't stop or he'd lose his buying rush ;)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Good point. ;D

[punxangel.livejournal.com]

FAB. I love this draco! Heheh this was a cute ficlet

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Glad you liked it.

[ravenqueen55.livejournal.com]

LOL! Hilarious! Poor Draco. *pets him*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. Something a little different for me, but I couldn't refuse the plot bunny.

*squishes Draco*

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for this!:D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee. It was fun to write. :D

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! Now that Harry's defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, he must battle The-Channel-That-Must-Not-Be-Watched!!!!!

This was absolutely hysterical!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you found it so funny! I was a bit worried that no one else would - it's not my usual. Yay! :D

[winter-june.livejournal.com]

This is priceless! Poor Draco's senses "abduced" by the TV and Harry, again, having to save the day!(well, in this case, Draco's lovely hair)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed it.

I just posted your gift!fic, for all the hard work you did on the Family Secrets icon and banner. Thanks, hon!

This way to the fic ... (http://sesheta-66.livejournal.com/199502)

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

Thank God for Harry! LOL! Draco realizing later he put Muggle products in his hair would've made for a frightening sight. This was hilarious though!

I loved the idea of Draco getting addicted to the home shopping network!

Excellent work!

(http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee155/svgurl410/?action=view&current=44.jpg)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Aww ... another adorable, squishable Tom pic. *climbs under his sweater with him*

Thanks, hon. I'm glad you were amused by Draco's HSN experience. :D

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

That's actually not from Smallville. It's from a movie called "The Fog". Supposed to be awful but Tom was hot as hell. Then again, when is he not? ;)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I think I saw that movie. Probably just for him. *drools* He's always hot as hell, even when he's adorable. *sighs*

[gurliemoviegeek.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor, sweet Draco!
*pets him and his perfect hair*

And isn't Harry a darling for being so sweet and understanding?

What a way to go with that prompt! :D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee! I started out with quoting the Beatles' Revolution, but not being much of a Beatles fan, didn't get much inspiration, so ...

On to campy!Draco fic. Yay.

*squishes understanding!Harry*

[damedbx.livejournal.com]

omg!!!!! LOL

This fic was amazing! hehe. rolf

hair!Draco FTW!!!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it. :D

[damedbx.livejournal.com]

twas awesome! ;)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[damedbx.livejournal.com]

*nods head* ur welcome! xD

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Draco and HSN is a match made in...hell. Ha ha ha!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Evil, evil channel! ;)

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, poor innocent Wizard Draco, being corrupted by evil marketing Muggles. *g*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*pets poor Draco*

Oh My Gosh!

[absynthedrinker.livejournal.com]

LOL! Wonderfully funny! Thanks Bubba

Re: Oh My Gosh!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Thanks.

[softly-sweetly.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* oh gods babe, this is fantastic! Those channels are pure evil, and poor Draco for getting caught in them *hugs him gently*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. Evil they are!