A Spectacle, Slytherin Style (various Slytherins, PG)

[sesheta66]

Title - A Spectacle, Slytherin Style
Author - sesheta_66
Characters - Lucius, Draco, Blaise, Pansy, Millicent, Greg, Vincent 
Word Count - 372
Prompt - "Death Eaters Do Dallas" for wizarding_idol
Summary - Voldemort loves the show Wizarding Idol, and Lucius belts out a tune for the crowd.
Warnings - No beta. Feel free to point out any mistakes. 
Rating - PG
Disclaimer - The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. “American Idol” is a registered trademark of 19 TV Ltd. and FremantleMedia North America, Inc. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

"Shoot me now," grumbled Draco as he sat transfixed by the image of Lucius Malfoy, dressed in nothing more than low-rise jeans, leather chaps, cowboy boots, spurs, and a ten-gallon hat.

Said image was being transmitted to the room at large, which included a disquieted Draco Malfoy, a bemused Blaise Zabini, a positively pleased Pansy Parkinson, a mesmerized Millicent Bulstrode, an undignified and giggling Gregory Goyle, and as always a vacant Vincent Crabbe.

Several weeks ago, Lucius had announced that the Death Eaters were going on a field trip of sorts, to regroup, strategize, and other such things. Only the upper echelon were to attend, so Draco was left at home.

It turns out that their trip took them to Dallas, Texas, and one evening Voldemort himself staged a bit of entertainment for the troops. Who would have guessed he had it in him? The Dark Lord thoroughly enjoyed the famous Wizarding Idol show, and decided to put on his own version of it, as a bit of relief from all the hard work they were doing. To top things off, for some unknown reason (okay, it was for potential blackmail - they were Death Eaters and Slytherins after all), a recording was made.

That was how it came to be that Draco and his friends were gathered in Blaise's sitting room, watching the events of that night unfold. A Muggle television had been altered to play magical recordings, and somehow Goyle had managed to obtain a copy of this one.

Horrified by the shirtless image of his father on the big screen in front of him, Draco's dread only deepened as the usually well-refined patriarch of the Malfoy family started to sing. Oh, but he didn't just sing any song, noooo. He was singing a Muggle country music song. Oh, the abject humiliation!

Draco couldn't believe the sight before him, and clearly neither could any of his friends. He watched as Lucius danced around the stage (since when did his father know Muggle dance steps?), and belted out the song. He was getting right into it, as he walked to the edge of the stage and began pointing to his companions, shaking his hips.

"I've got friends in low places ..."

Comments

[charmed310.livejournal.com]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!

Good LORD! "The abject humiliation!" -- CLASSIC!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked!

[dracoluvah.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!
I loved this!
And the image of Lucius .... yummy!
And Draco's reaction ... priceless!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes ... I am not a Lucius fan, but honestly, in leather chaps & a cowboy hat, shirtless ... mmmmmm. *drools* One cannot deny that he's gorgeous!

I thought you might like that one ;o) (that's not your surprise, though - still need to work on finishing it).

[dracoluvah.livejournal.com]

I've read some good Lucius and some not so great Lucius. When written well, he can be very sexy and charming. Draco had to learn if from somewhere, right?

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Draco had to learn if from somewhere, right?

I suppose. *looks skeptical*

[dracoluvah.livejournal.com]

Trust me *inner Slytherin working*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow* Okay, sure.

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Oh my, Lucius in a cowboy costume? Hot!! *waves flag enthusiatically*

Too bad Draco doesn't agree :P

Hehe, that was so funny, poor Draco having to watch his father 'shake his hips' and sing am so jealous of Draco right now*giggles*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed! I don't often put Lucius into my fics (at least not a sexy-as-all-hell Lucius), but it just fit!

*pets Draco* - just wait until the Gryffs get ahold of that tape! Hehehe.

[mtranc3.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!! :D Lucius in jeans and cowboy boots! Swinging his hips! And Millicent is checking him out! *falls off the chair laughing* Poor Draco must be mortified having to watch this! *g* Thanks for the much needed laughter sweety, you are amazing! :):):)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I don't know if Draco's more mortified at watching his father, or watching his friends watching his father - especially Millicent!

Glad you enjoyed!

[jean-c-pepper.livejournal.com]

*pounding desk in amusement*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I'm so pleased that I amused you. And check out how HOT Lucius looks in those boots!

[jean-c-pepper.livejournal.com]

I loved the entire image, including the low jeans and chaps. i copied a meme on my lj that asked would I rather eat at malfoy manor or the burrow, and I chose malfoy manor as long as i could sit on Lucius' lap the entire meal(and as long as Lucius continues to look like the stunning Jason Issac's)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Harry's still my man *coughs* er ... if Draco lets me borrow him *coughs* - but the hotness that is a Malfoy man cannot be denied!

[jean-c-pepper.livejournal.com]

Well, I love H/D for their inherent hotness. But I would want Lucius all to myself.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

He's all yours, m'dear!