Drunken Silliness (H/D)

[sesheta66]

Title: Drunken Silliness
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Challenges: dracoharry100’s challenge #126 - Whimper and awdt's prompts: I would love to be a stripper; You are the reason I stay alive; I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy; killed by her best friend; Is there anyone you haven't had sex with? slythindor100's prompts: #111 - Birthday boy (for Harry's birthday); harrylovesdraco's Challenge #7 - Harry's birthday and red; and enchanted_jae's June challenge #40 - Did someone say 'party'? and Aug challenge #42 - I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room.
Summary: Pansy has had a few too many at Harry's birthday party.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



Drunken Silliness

"I would love to be a stripper," Pansy announced as she climbed onto the table.

Ron whimpered. Harry just managed to pry Hermione's wand from her fingers before she hexed off Ron's bollocks. Ron caught the movement, and with relief turned to Harry. "You are the reason I stay alive, mate."

"Do something," Harry hissed.

Draco scowled. "Pansy, darling, don't be daft."

"I gotta make money somehow, since you refuse to be my sugar daddy," she replied with a pout.

Harry growled. Hermione laughed at him, uncaring that Pansy might be killed by her best friend, right before her eyes.

Pansy swayed her hips. "Hey, birthday boy?" she asked Harry. "Wanna take care of me?"

Harry felt his cheeks go red. Draco did not look pleased with her.

"Did someone say 'party'?" Seamus announced as he arrived.

"There you go, Pansy," Blaise suggested. "Finnegan'll fix you up."

Pansy climbed off the table and onto Seamus's lap. "Is there anyone you haven't had sex with?"

Seamus laughed. "No one here."

"We could fix that," she offered.

"I knew you were mine for the taking when I walked in the room," Seamus crooned.

"Let's go home," Harry said. Draco led the way.

Comments

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaahahaha!
Oh dear.
Crack at its best. ;)
Hilarious, sweetie!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. I don't write crack very often, but occasionally I'm inspired. Glad you liked. :)

[maevemist.livejournal.com]

*Is Impressed*

Not only is this Hilarious! But I am astounded by how many prompts you managed in only 200 words!!!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Glad you were amused. :)

[ali-wilde.livejournal.com]

When I saw how many prompts you'd used, I thought it would be long but was still going to read it. When I saw 200 words I read it immediately.

Wonderful. And I like that Seamus is getting some action.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Hee! Go Seamus!

[kinky-kneazle.livejournal.com]

So many prompts, so little time... Well done!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. So many prompts indeed. :)

[andrea--88.livejournal.com]

LOL
I can't believe you used all those prompts in 200 words!And what a wonderful way to use them!
Excellent!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. *shines crown* Glad you were amused. ;D

[snottygrrl.livejournal.com]

brill catch up, sweets!

am v. impressed :D

and so nice to see sesheta!fic [*smooches*] i'm so glad life is calming down enough that you're getting the chance to write again. bonus for us! [*snuggles*]

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Apparently when catching up on prompts/writing, I'm incapable of keeping up with comments. *aims to remedy the problem*

[fancypantsdylan.livejournal.com]

LOL, very silly, but very funny, loved it

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Hee! Extremely silly indeed. Glad you enjoyed.

[vickyducky.livejournal.com]

Absolutely brilliant! Like everyone else, I'm astounded that you got so many prompts into so few words, and still it was a coherent story.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Hee! Glad it was coherent, despite the utter silliness and gazillion prompts. ;D

[mtranc3.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I like how they all get jealous turn by turn, Hermione, then Harry, then Draco :D It's one hell of a talent you got there Pans! Oh, and Seamus/Pansy? Never thought of it before, but holy crap, so fitting!!! And I get to show off my pansy icon, yay! ^^

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Jealousy was indeed running rampant there. Pansy has skillz! Yay for Pansy icons!

Thanks so much for reading & commenting.

[knic26.livejournal.com]

The fact that you got all those prompts into 200 *coherent* words is absolutely AMAZING! It was even funny. I am in awe!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Hee. *buffs up crown* Glad you found it funny AND coherent. *g* Thanks so much for reading & commenting.

[winter-june.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Crazy funny. Next round of hangover potion is on me! :)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Hee! ♥ Thanks so much for reading & commenting, hon.

[delorispea.livejournal.com]

LOL

Love the use of the prompts!
Awesome!!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

*grins* Glad you enjoyed. Thanks so much for reading & commenting.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

*snorfles* Brilliant! And holy carp! That's a lot of prompts in 200 words!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

*g* Heheheh. *polishes crown* Glad you liked and thanks for reading & commenting. ♥

[treacle-tartlet.livejournal.com]

Bah-hah-hah! I do love slutty!Seamus :D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Slutty!Seamus ftw! :D

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

*laughs* The true Queen of Prompts, you are. :D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. *g* My crown is secure. :D

[moonlitdark.livejournal.com]

Fun drabble! :)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Why thanks! Glad you liked. :)

[cassie-black12.livejournal.com]

Poor Seamus - he's forever doomed to be a fandom slut!! Although, I suspect he doesn't mind *g*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks so much for reading & commenting. Hee! I think he's enjoying his status. ;D

[brissygirl.livejournal.com]

That was truly hilarious! I bow down in awe of your writing abilities!!

I would love to see Pansy's reaction to waking up in Seamu's arms/bed she would have amighty hangover and possibly a few regrets.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Sorry I suck at replying to comments. *fails*

Awww. That's very sweet. You may rise! *g* Heheheh. She might indeed, but who knows? Maybe she'll be the one to get Seamus into a relationship. ;)

Thanks so much for reading & commenting.

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

*flails at growling!Harry* Great fun, honey! And phew...promptalicious!!!! *is in awe* :D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

More of me sucking at replying to comments. *fails*

Thanks, hon. A growling!Harry is indeed something to be flailed at. *drools*

promptalicious!!!! *polishes crown* :)