Fondue Fun (H/D, 14+)

[sesheta66]

Title: Fondue Fun
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: 14+
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Challenges: hd_pots_n_porn's challenges of "banana" "chocolate" and "ale" and harrylovesdraco's challenge of "Easter".
Word count: 468
Summary: Harry and Draco invited Ron and Hermione over for a barbecue.



Draco, Harry and Ron were sitting at the dinner table trying not to nod off listening to Hermione discuss the difference between lager and ale. In his infinite wisdom, Ron had asked her what the difference was, convinced that he would at last be able to stump his wife. Alas, once again he was defeated by her seemingly never-ending wealth of knowledge of the trivial and mundane.

They had just finished a delicious barbecue, and had decided to break in Harry and Draco's new fondue set, a gift from Luna for their third anniversary. Since Easter was fast approaching, they'd decided on a chocolate fondue with various fruits.

Having run out of banana slices, Harry got up to get more.

"No, let me," Draco said with a smirk. He returned to the table with four whole bananas, but no knife.

"I'll get a knife," Harry offered.

"Oh, there'll be no need for that," Draco said as he began to peel his banana.

" ... you see, that's how the Germans ..." Hermione went on.

Harry and Ron's eyes had glazed over from the endless droning of Hermione's voice, and they turned their attention to Draco. Who dipped one end of the banana into the fondue pot, then pulled it out, watching the chocolate drip down the sides. He winked at Harry and licked his lips.

" ... and that's how Oktoberfest came to be ..."

Draco's tongue flicked out of his mouth and lapped up a drizzle of the chocolate. Harry whimpered. Draco licked a winding path up the side, and Harry's cock twitched. Sparing a glance at Ron, he saw his friend swallow, his eyes fixed on Draco.

Harry looked back to watch Draco's tongue swirl around the top of the banana, slurping the chocolate into his mouth, not caring about the noise he was making. Harry's throat contracted and he let out a mewl.

" ... before the Irish were famous for their ..."

Draco shot him a feral grin before taking the tip of the banana into his mouth, closing his eyes and groaning as he proceeded to swallow it down.

"Hermione! We've got to go!" Ron exclaimed.

"But, Ron, I wasn't finished," she argued.

"Yes you were. I mean, you are. Let's ... let's just go."

"Ronald, you're being silly," she protested, even as he lifted her out of her chair and pushed her towards the Floo.

"See you later," Harry called.

"Nice of you to drop by," Draco said.

"But ... but ... oh, alright, Ron. Bye!" she called as Ron threw Floo powder into the fireplace.

As soon as they were gone, Harry closed of the Floo and growled, "Let's go put this chocolate and that mouth of yours to better use, shall we?"

Draco grinned cheekily. "I thought you'd never ask."

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Comments

[nohesitations.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha poor Ron!
<3 Lovely, as always.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

*giggles* - love your icon!

Glad you enjoyed it, and that Ron could amuse you. :D

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

In his infinite wisdom, Ron had asked her what the difference was, convinced that he would at last be able to stump his wife.

Ron made me laugh. Doesn't he know by now there is nothing that Hermione doesn't know about?

I love Draco and Ron's quick exit made me laugh.

Excellent work as always! It seems you're on a roll today!

(http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee155/svgurl410/?action=view&current=45.jpg)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

On a roll, catching up. Yup, yup. I still have another birthday fic to post that I'm waiting for comment back on (it's a bit silly and campy, so I want another opinion first).

Ah, yes ... poor Ron. But he is determined.

And Draco. Gotta love him. *squishes*

And excuse me while I wipe up my drool. FUCK ME, but Tom is hot. *licks*

[byaghro.livejournal.com]

May I just say that I ALWAYS love the fics you comment on... just for your pics at the bottom if nothing else!! XD

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

I live to please! It's fun when sesheta_66 has fics up that I can comment on. I like sharing my Tom Welling pictures. ;) I'm glad you enjoy them too!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Comment on the icon? There's no such thing as TOO sexy! *drools*

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

You are just too much fun!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I try! :D

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

ICON! O.O

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

I know, eh? *leers*

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

Isn't it pretty? That was an actual episode!

It was made by hils. I rather like it! :)

[coffeejunkii.livejournal.com]

hahaha! cheeky, draco :D.

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. He knows how to get rid of guests, that's for sure. :D

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

*fans self*
Delicious!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Glad you liked.

[byaghro.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that I already have a weakness for chocolate covered bananas AND Draco.... mmm.... that was delicious in many, MANY ways! I absolutely LOVED the background Hermione lines! Too perfect! I can hear her endless prattle as Harry's eyes slide out of focus and Ron's panic reaches new heights! LOL! Great fic!!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks.

Um ... did you see my happy bday (http://sesheta-66.livejournal.com/197282.html) post (a day early) for you?

[byaghro.livejournal.com]

I did (finally) sorry for the delay!! *hugs*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

No apologies necessary, hon. I only posted it today. But I saw your comment, and thought you might miss it. *hugs*

[thrnbrooke.livejournal.com]

Even Ron thought it was hot! Who could blame him?

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Heh. I don't think he was necessarily focussing on DRACO, but perhaps imagining Hermione performing on him. But yeah, Draco's hot. *swoons*

[winter-june.livejournal.com]

Yummy! Harry and Draco are going to get their part of the 'banana+chocolate' treat, but I hope Ron is getting some, too (once he stop running, that is)

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think he was running for all the right reasons. They'll exit the Floo, and he'll be like, "Service me! Now!" He may get a smack upside the head, but there you go. *g*

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

Oh Draco does know how to command attention... except from Hermione, who cannot be distracted from one of her dissertations!

I hope there's plenty of chocolate left!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Mmm ... plenty of chocolate! If not, they'll conjure more. Or perhaps find some whipped cream, or something equally delicious.

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Bananas, chocolate AND Draco ... *swoons*

Oh, it looks like Hermione will have some fun too! Go Ron!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. A fun evening ahead for all. *g*

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

I looove this drabble!:D
LOL!:D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Tasty one, huh? Mmmmm. Chocolate covered Harry. Mmmm. *swoons*

[gurliemoviegeek.livejournal.com]

Wow! How could that be so hot with no smut at all!!!???
That is some talent you have there!

*scampers off dreaming of Draco and bananas*

It is so good to see you posting stories again!

*bounces*

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks, hon. *preens* Glad you enjoyed it.

Yeah ... I needed a break from the long, killer fest!fics. Good to be back. :)

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

How funny! And sexy, too. Yum!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah, that wasn't very clever of Ron. *giggles*

And wow, listen to Hermione go! ;D

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

He keeps trying to find something she doesn't know about, but ... well ... she's Hermione. Reminds me of my dad that way. He used to read constantly, and I was hard pressed to find a topic of conversation he didn't have some detailed knowledge of.

[softly-sweetly.livejournal.com]

*drools* delicious!

[sesheta-66.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it.