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Title: Educational Television
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1021
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Challenge: For [livejournal.com profile] starrose17's birthday prompt of "how to spice up your sex life," based on a scenario shown on TV. It also fits my [livejournal.com profile] 10_themes prompt #08 - "Shop".
Summary: Harry got roped into another shopping trip. This time, however, he has a plan of his own.
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country. The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.


Harry grinned wickedly as he turned off the telly. That show had proven to be very interesting after all. It was some Muggle nonsense about how to improve your sex life. He would have turned the ridiculous thing off had he not been busy.

But his hands had been otherwise occupied baking up a batch of his favourite cookies, as requested by his not-to-be-denied godson and goddaughter for their party on the weekend. Even after all these years, Harry still enjoyed baking the old fashioned way. It gave him a sense of accomplishment to prepare certain things without magic.

So, as it was he was stuck watching it, never having mastered wandless magic. As the show progressed, however, his interest increased, and he decided right then and there to act on one of their suggestions. Not that he and Draco needed to improve their sex lives, of course. They were both adventurous and young enough to keep things very interesting indeed. No, Harry had a completely different ulterior motive for this.

As Harry arrived at the shopping centre, he had to hold back his laughter. Draco had managed to sweet talk and manipulate him into agreeing to this shopping excursion. Oh, he knew perfectly well that Harry hated to shop, but that hadn't stopped him coercing Harry into it. As he stood there, Harry still couldn't remember exactly how Draco had roped him into joining him.

But it didn't matter. He was there now, and he planned on turning the tables on his sneaky boyfriend. Oh yes, it was his turn for manipulation. Draco wouldn't last a half hour, he was sure of it. Harry's wicked grin returned as he adjusted his coat and entered the Muggle shopping centre.

"I hope you're in the mood for a nice long day of shopping," Draco said happily by way of greeting. "After all, Mother was very disappointed that you didn't attend her party last night. It was hard work smoothing things over with her."

Ah, yes, the Malfoy party. Harry had been desperate not to attend, and Draco had lovingly agreed, only to lay a guilt trip on him for it, suggesting that Harry should be prepared to show his appreciation. Harry had readily agreed, assuming that he would be asked to perform some sexual favours to make up for Draco's hardship. Then he sprung shopping on Harry.

He frowned at Draco as he recalled that discussion. "I can hardly wait."

"Now, now, Harry, you agreed to this after all."

"Yeah, yeah. Let's just get on with it."

Draco almost jumped with glee at the prospect of a day spent shopping. Harry inwardly groaned, but his mood lightened considerably as he pictured Draco ushering them out shortly.

He graciously followed Draco into his favourite designer clothing store, and waited for him to try on something.

"You will love me in this!" Draco called from the change room.

"I don't know. I think you'll like me better in what I'm wearing."

Draco appeared, dressed in a charcoal cashmere sweater and black trousers. He did look wonderful. "Oh, really?" he asked Harry, wiggling his arse. "Better than this?"

Harry smiled and looked appreciatively at Draco. "Mmm, you do look delicious." He pretended to ponder the choice, then added, "But I'm quite sure you'd prefer what I'm wearing."

Draco scowled. "Well then, show me!"

"Oh, no. Not until we get home."

"But that's not for hours."

"Suit yourself, but you don't get to see until we're home."

"Is it something new?"

"Not exactly, although one might suggest it is."

"Well that's cryptic."

Harry just smiled and brushed down the front of his coat.

"Will you give me a hint?"

"Maybe."

"Fine then. Be like that," Draco said as he went back into the change room.

"I think you might have told me before that you really liked the way I looked in it," Harry volunteered as Draco was changing. "In fact, I'm sure of it."

"Well, I like the way you look in a lot of things, Harry." He came out of the change room in a navy suit looking both professional and gorgeous. Harry growled his approval. "So, you like this?"

"Definitely," Harry agreed. "But still …"

"Don't tell me you look more dapper than I do?"

Harry chuckled. "No, I don’t think dapper is the word I'd use."

"And what word would you use?"

"One word?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "Honestly, Potter, out with it!"

Harry leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Naked."

Draco pulled back and stared wide-eyed at him. "Did you say … naked?"

"Mm hmm."

"You're joking."

"Not joking."

"Get in here," Draco growled huskily.

"Nope," Harry quipped, pulling himself out of Draco's reach.

"I don't believe you."

"Oh, it's true," Harry assured him. "And seeing you in those clothes, looking so sexy … You know you look sexy, too, and it shows. I'm half hard just thinking about slowly peeling those clothes off your lithe body, like unwrapping a much-anticipated present at Christmas."

Draco let out a whimper. "Get in here," Draco said again.

"Not a chance. You're waiting until we get home before you get this." He brushed his hand down the front of his coat, letting out a moan as he brushed over his burgeoning erection.

"How do I know you're not lying?" Draco asked.

Harry glanced around to be sure no one could see, then he slowly opened up his coat, giving Draco a clear view. Draco's eyes flashed as he saw that Harry, in fact, was not lying.

"I'll meet you outside the store when you're done," Harry said calmly as he closed the coat and walked out into the store. It was less than a minute when Draco again joined Harry outside the store.

"What? Aren't you buying anything?" Harry asked, holding back a chuckle.

"You don’t play fair, Potter."

"What do you mean?"

Draco dragged Harry towards the washrooms, and as soon as they reached the corridor, he Apparated them home.

"Draco! The Muggles!"

"Would understand my predicament. You. Naked. Bedroom. Now!"

Harry happily complied. After all, he did owe Draco something.

.

Date: 2008-01-30 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zentariana.livejournal.com
Ha!
Draco's so very very easy :D

Date: 2008-01-30 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
For Harry he is, anyway. :D
Edited Date: 2008-01-30 08:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-01-30 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knic26.livejournal.com
Harry is very smart! He dodged a full day of shopping and still got what he wanted! Good man :)

Date: 2008-01-30 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
My kinda guy!

Date: 2008-01-30 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] softly-sweetly.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, this is fantastic! Slytherin!Harry is love, and his teasing of Draco is brilliant!

Lovely Hon ♥

Date: 2008-01-30 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Thanks, hon. Glad you were amused.

Date: 2008-01-30 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svgurl.livejournal.com
I love your naughty Harry! He rules! That's the Slytherin in him coming through. ;)

He beat Draco at his own game and that makes me laugh. Those last lines were just perfect.

Thanks for writing & sharing! This put a smile on my face.

Image (http://pics.livejournal.com/svgurl/pic/0005rky8/)

Date: 2008-01-30 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Always pleased to put a smile on people's faces. :)

I love me a Slytherin!Harry. Mmmm.

Date: 2008-01-30 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com
Draco dosn't stand a chance against Harry!:D

Date: 2008-01-30 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Not a chance against naked!Harry anyway. :D

Date: 2008-01-30 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com
I love a sneaky!Harry!

Date: 2008-01-30 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Hee! Me too.

Date: 2008-01-30 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inamac.livejournal.com
Now that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase All fur coat and no knickers.

Or perhaps the same meaning but hotter...

And Harry really shouldn't be watching Loose Women in the afternoons.

Win.

Date: 2008-01-30 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Heh. Thanks.

Oooh, is that the show it was on? Starrose gave me the prompt, but didn't name the show. Heh. Even funnier knowing the name. *g*

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Date: 2008-01-30 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com
Oh Harry! How very Slytherin! You out foxed him!

Date: 2008-01-30 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Heheheh. Yes he did. :D
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Date: 2008-01-30 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Mmmm ... me too!

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Date: 2008-01-30 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamie2109.livejournal.com
Ha! Well done, Harry.

Date: 2008-01-30 09:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-01-30 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sajmalfoy13.livejournal.com
LOL!! sneaky Harry... I love it!!! :)

Ok I have a random ? (maybe a stupid one)
What is up with the ewe stuff? I dont get it? Am I missing something?? :/

Date: 2008-01-30 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Thanks. :)

[livejournal.com profile] hd_worldcup games - 4 teams, 18 authors & 5 artists per team, competing to win gold.

EWE = Epilogue? What epilogue? That's the team I'm on.

Also, an ewe = female sheep, which is the reason most of our icons and banners and LOLsheep are SHEEP. *g*

That community gives more information. Not a stupid question at all. :)

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Date: 2008-01-30 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeney.livejournal.com
"Draco! The Muggles!"
"Would understand my predicament."


Indeed. What's not to understand? "You. Naked. Bedroom. Now!"

:D :D

Date: 2008-01-30 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Hee! Glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 2008-01-30 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winter-june.livejournal.com
True. Muggles really do understand it!

And, oh, how I envy that Apparating/Disapparating trick!

Date: 2008-01-30 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'd have to say that Apparating is one of my favourite magical tricks. Of course, being able to wave a wand and have a clean house has its appeal too. ;)

Date: 2008-01-30 10:53 am (UTC)
starrose: varric (HP -  H/D: Any questions?)
From: [personal profile] starrose
LOL You. Naked. Bedroom. Now!

Aw excellent! XD Thank you so much, that was perfect! XD

Date: 2008-01-30 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm so glad you liked it. Happy really belated birthday again. :)

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Date: 2008-01-30 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bornbeautiful.livejournal.com
hahaha. I loved it. :) Way for Harry to get out of a shopping trip.

Date: 2008-01-30 03:38 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-01-30 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurliemoviegeek.livejournal.com
Fantastic!
Slytherin!Harry strikes again!
And I'm sure Draco doesn't mind missing out on the shopping one little bit...

*runs off for a cold shower*

Date: 2008-01-30 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Draco's not complaining much. :D

Date: 2008-01-30 02:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] damn-imasquib.livejournal.com
I usually love everything you write. But THIS, this is incredible. I love Harry showing his Slytherin side. Draco never stood a chance! Excellent.
Melissa

Date: 2008-01-30 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Thanks ♥

Date: 2008-01-30 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com
Hehe! Draco may have been cunning to trick Harry into a day of shopping but Harry definitely out Slytherined Draco in the end! Harry got his sexual favors after all!

Awesome fic!

Date: 2008-01-30 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Go Slytherin!Harry. :D

Date: 2008-01-30 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phix-me-up.livejournal.com
Oooh! I love Sneaky!Harry! Lol~ When I first read your story I misinterpreted that Draco actually dragged Harry into a washroom cubicle to Apparate away, and I thought that would be a rather amusing drabble itself. Can you imagine it? Like an explanation for a sudden spate of empty, locked toilets in Muggle London, cause Draco and Harry and a variety of other witches and wizards keep using the toilets as a means of hiding from the Muggles to Apparate away.

Before I get too carried away by the random plot bunny, lovely writing! =)

Date: 2008-01-30 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Heh. The Bermuda triangle of toilets. :D

Thanks :)

Date: 2008-01-30 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kathleen44.livejournal.com
Ha! I like this Slytherin!Harry. This story made me smile:)

Date: 2008-01-30 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Glad I could make you smile. :)

Date: 2008-01-31 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lackofmendacity.livejournal.com
Heheh, I love Harry's teasing here, and it's nice to see a cunning Gryffindor. *g*

(In other news, oh you're using the icon! *is all excited* :D)

*cuddles you*

Date: 2008-01-31 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Heheheh. I love when Harry lets his Slytherin side out. Among other things. :D

Yes, yes, yes! I've used it a number of times. *nods* I like it very much. *swoons*

*squishes*

Date: 2008-01-31 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harrysexmagick.livejournal.com
That was hot and fun. Draco ALWAYS get what he wants. I love what Draco had on. I bet he would look yummy.

But what Harry had on was even Yummier.

Date: 2008-01-31 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Yeah, I vote for Harry's outfit too. Well, as long as it's on some hot young man, and not some dodgy old wrinkling guy on a street corner. *shudders* :D

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Date: 2008-01-31 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com
hahahahaha, brilliant hon! i adored sneaky!harry and draco played right into his hands! such a god plan ;)

Date: 2008-01-31 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
*grins* - glad you liked it!

Date: 2008-02-14 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com
You. Naked. Bedroom. Now!"
*lol* Lucky for Draco, his Slytherin!Harry is already naked...

Date: 2008-02-14 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Heh. That coat can be dropped in short order, for sure. :)

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