Driving Distractions (H/D, 14A)
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sesheta66Title: Driving Distractions
sesheta_66 Rating: 14A (?)
Pairing: HP/DM
Summary: Harry is a really good driver. Draco, not so much.
Word Count: 123
Genre: Slash Romance
Warnings: No beta.
A/N: Using a driving theme for crack drabbles; words used = road, radio (hd_boardgame)
Disclaimer: The characters and settings are not mine - they belong to JK Rowling. No money made by me - this is only for my fun and hopefully yours.
“Draco! Pay attention to the road!” Harry screamed.
Draco, too busy playing with the radio, looked up. “Oh, shit!”
The car went off the road into the ditch, Harry’s efforts to right it having not worked. They came to a stop without colliding with anything, which was small consolation to Harry.
“What were you thinking?” Harry asked incredulously.
“Well, you never smash into anything. I figured the driver is more of a guide, and all the obstacles would just get out of the way.”
Harry rolled his eyes. “It doesn’t work like that with muggle cars. Honestly!”
“So how is it you can keep driving while I give you a blow job?” Draco asked.
Harry waggled his eyebrows at Draco and smirked. “Talent.”
Draco, too busy playing with the radio, looked up. “Oh, shit!”
The car went off the road into the ditch, Harry’s efforts to right it having not worked. They came to a stop without colliding with anything, which was small consolation to Harry.
“What were you thinking?” Harry asked incredulously.
“Well, you never smash into anything. I figured the driver is more of a guide, and all the obstacles would just get out of the way.”
Harry rolled his eyes. “It doesn’t work like that with muggle cars. Honestly!”
“So how is it you can keep driving while I give you a blow job?” Draco asked.
Harry waggled his eyebrows at Draco and smirked. “Talent.”