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Title: Various (fluffy)
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG, except as noted (one 14A? for mention of sex)
Pairing: HP/DM
Summary: fluff and crack drabbles and limericks for hd_boardgame
Word Count: each under 200 words
Genre: Slash Romance
Warnings: No beta.
A/N: x-posted to harrydraco & hd_fluff & orig posted on hd_boardgame
Disclaimer: The characters and settings are not mine - they belong to JK Rowling. No money made by me - this is only for my fun and hopefully yours. Enjoy!
Fluff (with music theme)
Waking Harry:
Loud music erupted from the living room, causing Harry to nearly jump out of the bed. As he glanced over at the clock, he groaned. It wasn’t even nine o’clock in the ruddy morning - a Sunday morning at that - and Draco was blasting the CD player! He never should have shown him how to work the muggle technology.
Grumbling under his breath, Harry padded his way groggily down the hall. He was stunned to see his boyfriend, in nothing but his boxers, dancing around the living room to the music, completely oblivious to Harry‘s presence.
In one swift move, Harry picked up Draco and spun him around in his arms. He planted a long, sweet kiss on the blonde’s lips as he placed him back down on the ground. Draco beamed up at him.
“Now that’s how to wake me up in the morning!” Harry chimed.
Crack (with driving theme - rated 14A? for mention of sex)
Driving Distractions:
“Draco! Pay attention to the road!” Harry screamed.
Draco, too busy playing with the radio, looked up. “Oh, shit!”
The car went off the road into the ditch, Harry’s efforts to right it having not worked. They came to a stop without colliding with anything, which was small consolation to Harry.
“What were you thinking?” Harry asked incredulously.
“Well, you never smash into anything. I figured the driver is more of a guide, and all the obstacles would just get out of the way.”
Harry rolled his eyes. “It doesn’t work like that with muggle cars. Honestly!”
“So how is it you can keep driving while I give you a blow job?” Draco asked.
Harry waggled his eyebrows at Draco and smirked. “Talent.”
Silly Limericks (fluffy)
Limerick 1 (untitled)
There once was a Slytherin so fair,
The sun shone bright in his hair,
To Harry he belongs,
And fangirls squee along,
For Harry & Draco are the one true pair!
Limerick 2 (untitled)
There once was a Gryffindor so fine,
He made Hogwarts girls stand in line,
But for girls he did not,
Hold a soft spot.
In his heart Draco’s simply sublime.