Draco's Driving Lessons (H/D, PG)

[sesheta66]

Title: Draco's Driving Lessons
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG
Word Count: 230
Challenges: lire_casander's birthday request of "Draco learns how to drive."
Summary: Draco wants to learn how to drive. Unfortunately for Harry, Draco has decided that he wants Harry to teach him.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



Draco's Driving Lessons

"I thought you hated all things Muggle," Harry pointed out.

"Oh, I do, but if I'm going to be stuck in Muggle London, or wherever else you choose to drag me that I can't Apparate, I feel that I should know how to drive," Draco explained. It did make perfect sense. It didn't mean Harry had to like it.

"Well …." Harry pondered his reponse, wary of Draco's temper. "You could call a taxi."

"And entrust my safety to a Muggle? I think not, Potter."

"Well, they would be serving you. Rather like a house-elf would."

Draco looked like he was considering Harry's words for a minute. "Nice try, Scarhead. Now shut up and teach me to drive."

"But wouldn't you rather have someone else --"

"No. What's the matter? Afraid I'll show you up? Afraid you're not as good a teacher as all your DA buddies claim?"

Harry seethed. He knew Draco was baiting him, but he couldn’t help it. The Slytherin could always raise Harry's hackles. "Hardly," he said through clenched teeth.

"I think that's it exactly." Draco got up and pushed his face into Harry's. "Scared, Potter?"

"You wish," Harry retorted automatically.

Unfortunately, ten minutes into the lessons Harry realised he was exactly that. Petrified, in fact. Clutching on for dear life, he knew this was going to be a lot harder than the DA ever was.


ART: The fabulously talented leochi has done a hilarious illustration for this piece, Driving Lesson! You really should go look at it! *dances*
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Comments

[lire-casander.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, poor Harry, subjected to Draco's will of learning...

Thank you very much for writing this for me!

[leochi.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha - LOVE this! Poor Harry terrified and clutching on for dear life beside Draco is such a hilarious picture.

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

*cringes*
*commiserates with Harry*
*has son about to turn 16 and get his driver's permit*

[megyal]

Oh, when I saw the prompt, I was like, Harry's in for it now. This is so great! I LOVE this line: "You wish," Harry retorted automatically.

[carthae.livejournal.com]

Mini fic in thanks for this gold:

"As he looked at the smoking wreck of the car hood, Harry only felt relief that a lamp pole finally stopped Draco; unfortunately, the angry mob of market sellers approaching cut short any manifestation of worshipping the Earth he was still miraculously walking on."

[leochi.livejournal.com]

This just begged for an illustration:
http://leochi.livejournal.com/133942.html#cutid1

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

Snort! Oh this and Leochi's image have me giggling like mad!

[mtranc3.livejournal.com]

Draco got up and pushed his face into Harry's. "Scared, Potter?"

"You wish," Harry retorted automatically.

How I love the banted between these two! <3 :)

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

Eeeek! I imagine teaching a couple dozen teenagers spells is a walk in the park compared to teaching Draco how to drive!

[lokifan]

LMAO. Love it!

[sassy-cissa.livejournal.com]

OMG! I can so see this happening! Adorable!

*I need this icon with Harry* lol

[enablelove.livejournal.com]

hahaha \0/

[alaana-fair.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry for you!" I would imagine Draco would be a terror behind the wheel. :-D

[lotus-lizzy.livejournal.com]

Oh how funny! This story leads to so many funny scenarios. :)

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

This is great, and the artwork just adds to the comic factor!

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

LOL! LOL! LOL! Poor, poor Harry! :D

[melmoe1.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to read this ever since I saw leochi's pic. *LOL* it was just as I imagined. Poor, Harry.

[rocket62204.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. That is so great and in character. I loved Harry's whole "like a house elf" try. And this was hot:

Draco got up and pushed his face into Harry's. "Scared, Potter?"

:D

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

HAHAH
both the drabble and the illustration are so cute! oh draco.

[thrnbrooke.livejournal.com]

Oh tooo funny!

[dirty-darella.livejournal.com]

*Pats Harry on the shoulder*

Poor thing. But maybe Draco will make it up to him later...

[queen-jannah.livejournal.com]

So cute!:) Ah, this takes me back to my own driving lessons...many of them ended in tears.
Usually, it was the teacher who was crying. *g*

[charmed310.livejournal.com]

LOL! Road Rage!Draco

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh. But I did feel sorry for poor Harry, who got stuck teaching Draco how to drive. LOL

Great work! :D