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sesheta_66 ([personal profile] sesheta66) wrote2008-02-12 11:55 pm

Adventures in the Forbidden Forest (H/D, PG-13)

Sorry for the delay, hon, but I had competing plot bunnies that had to work out their differences. Hope you enjoy this, even if it is REALLY belated.

Title: Adventures in the Forbidden Forest
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 965
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Challenge: For [livejournal.com profile] taradiane's birthday prompt of "Squirrel." It also fits my [livejournal.com profile] 10_prompts table #02 - "Forest."
Summary: Harry and Draco take a trip into the forest with predictable results.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



"Why is it we're doing this, Potter?"

"The flower grows in the forest, it needs to be picked between midnight and five past, and I need help to do the job properly."

"And the fact that Longbottom happens to be the Herbology professor has escaped you?"

"He's nursing a damaged hand from some Bubotuber puss, as you well know. This requires delicate handling, and he entrusted me to the task."

"And I am here because ...?"

"Because you owe me. I covered for you the other day, and you agreed to whatever when I asked what I would get in return."

"Yes, well, I thought you'd come up with some sexual favour or something," Draco replied drolly.

"What?! What did you think I'd ask for in return, a blow job or something?"

"Or something." Draco grinned at the rising colour on Potter's neck. He'd harboured a thing for Potter for months now. Well, if he was honest with himself, he'd probably have to admit he'd always had a thing for him, but that was neither here nor there. His cock had been displaying keen interest in Potter for a few months, ever since Golden Boy had left his post as Auror and joined the staff as Defence professor. No harm throwing out a few hints here or there. He could still play them off as joking around, all the while gauging Potter's response.

"Sorry to disappoint, Malfoy, but this is all the repayment I'm asking for."

"Pity," he mused. "But the Forbidden Forest, Potter? It's forbidden for a reason. And we're going in there in the middle of the night?"

"What's the matter, Malfoy? Scared?"

"Certainly not!"

"If you say so," Harry smirked. What was up with that anyway? It was Draco's role to smirk. He always smirked. It was a Malfoy trait, showing the upper hand.

"Stop that!"

"Stop what?"

"Smirking."

"I'm not allowed to smirk now?"

"No! That's my job. You're supposed to say something asinine, and I smirk back. That's the order of things."

"Oh, and where in the 'order of things' does it say that I expect sexual favours in return for ... well, for anything? That sounds to me more like a Slytherin thing to do."

"Perhaps I was mistaken. I stand corrected."

"Maybe not so mistaken," he said and marched on ahead.

"What was that?" Draco asked, struggling to keep up. "Potter, wait up! What did you say?"

Harry stopped in his tracks, and Draco walked right into the back of him. Harry turned around and smirked again. "Oh, I think you heard me," he growled huskily, then turned around and kept walking. "Here it is," he said as he pointed to a patch of bright, pink petals.

"So why does this need two people to gather it? It looks straight forward to me."

"We can't use magic to cut or handle it, or it will diminish the medicinal properties of the flower. And it can't touch the ground, or it will lose all its magical properties, and be rendered useless for any potion. So I can't levitate it, and it needs to be set in this solution without coming into contact with the sides of the jar, so I figured it's too delicate a process for me to manage on my own."

"Well, you're probably right about that. So why is it that you asked me?"

"I told you. You owe me. Besides, I couldn't resist dragging you into the Forbidden Forest alone with me at midnight."

"And why is that?"

"You figure it out."

Draco looked him up and down before responding. "Right, let's cut them and get on with this."

"Anxious, aren't we?" Potter chuckled.

"Something like that, Potter. Just cut them already."

"Can't. It's not midnight yet."

"How much longer?"

"Only a couple minutes."

"Shame that."

Harry smirked.

"Stop with the smirking already!"

Harry withdrew the jars from the pack he'd brought with him, unscrewed the lids and laid them out, ready to insert the flowers in a timely fashion. "You know, I was almost sorted into Slytherin," Harry blurted out.

"What? But ... how did you end up in Gryffindor?"

"Told the hat I wanted to go there, so it put me there."

"What?"

"It's time."

He would have to ask Potter about the sorting hat another time. They cut the flowers, placed them safely in the solution without damage, and put the jars back into the pack.

"So ... why exactly was it you wanted to drag me into the -- AARRGH!" Draco pulled out his wand and started shooting spells into the darkness, towards the source of a sudden scurrying noise that had startled him. "What was that?"

Harry was rolling on the ground, howling with laughter.

"What is so funny, Potter?"

"This is the reason I dragged you into the forest." He continued to laugh and roll around like he was having a fit of some kind.

"So that some man-eating beast could get at me?" Draco replied.

Harry collapsed again in a fresh fit of giggles. "Squirrel."

"What?"

"Your man-eating beast was a squirrel. An ordinary, every day, Muggle variety squirrel." He wiped a stray tear that had made its way down his cheek. "Oh, you're too much, Malfoy. That was priceless! You should have seen yourself flailing away."

Draco stomped off in a huff.

"But ... but wait! Malfoy! Draco, wait! I was just kidding. I didn't drag you in here to laugh at you. Seriously. It was just an added bonus."

Draco turned round to glare at Harry, twisting his wand dangerously between his fingers.

Harry took a tentative step towards him. "I ... well ... I wouldn't object to some of those sexual favours after all," he suggested hopefully.

Draco stood open-mouthed, seething with rage. "You wish!"


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[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Surely that's not the end of the story she said wishfully...

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Afraid so, m'dear. :)

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
PS This was great! I especially loved this part: Harry stopped in his tracks, and Draco walked right into the back of him. Harry turned around and smirked again. "Oh, I think you heard me," he growled huskily, then turned around and kept walking. "Here it is," he said as he pointed to a patch of bright, pink petals. Slytherin!Harry=love.

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I do love slipping a little Slytherin!Harry in every once in a while. ;)

[identity profile] freyas-quill.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I love Forbidden Forest fics... and this one was great! Though I wish you hadn't stopped there

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it. Heh. This one just had to end on a frustrating note after Harry laughed at Draco. :D

[identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Harry ruined that chance!!! *shakes head*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, he did. :D

[identity profile] svgurl.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you tease me so! That end was just sheer cruelty. In my head, Harry made it up to Draco ... in several different ways. ;)

Great fic though! I love the Slytherin side of Harry you have going. That was fun.

Thanks for writing and sharing!

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[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I actually had the picture in my head soon after I got the prompt. *g* I love my Slytherin!Harry, as you know. ♥

[identity profile] coffeejunkii.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
ahhh, that clearly can't be all!!! we need to see what happens once draco has calmed down a little and realizes what exactly harry has offered to him :D.

poor squirrel, it was probably more afraid than draco was!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, for now that's all. I suspect Draco's mind will catch up with his temper and be all, "What the hell?! Go get him!"

*pets the squirrel* - poor thing.

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Get over it, Draco, and get under Harry. *nods*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a Malfoy. He needs time to huff and be indignant. When his libido catches up, it'll be cursing his temper & pride, no doubt. ;)

[identity profile] blamebrampton.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! Oh dear, too amusing. Very little entertains me more than attack squirels.

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh ... plot bunny. "Attack of the Muggle Squirrels" *snorts*

Glad I could amuse you. :D

[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
So good and funny!:D

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm so glad it amused you. :D

[identity profile] winter-june.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I still don't lose my hopes about them ending the night shagging, or hexing one another, or more probably both things :)

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect that once Draco's libido catches up with him, he'll go after Harry. But his indignant side will demand compensation for his embarrassment. *nods* Could make for an interesting night.

[identity profile] chyldofeternity.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*Headdesk....repeatedly* Harry! We've been over this! Every fanfic author has been over this with you! You get the sexual favours FIRST, and laugh at his actions SECOND! *headdesk some more*

Great story!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Heheheheh. Too funny! Yes, he is a bit mixed up there, isn't he? And thinking he can laugh his ass off at Draco, then just slip in the request? *smacks him upside the head*

I suspect Draco's libido is going to thwap him once it realizes what Draco's temper and pride walked away from. ;)

[identity profile] chyldofeternity.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect you're right, but if Harry had followed the proper order ^^ we could have ended up with hot yummy Forbidden Forest Sex ^^ Either way, I still loved this piece!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh - agreed. Alas, no forest!sex this time around.

Thanks ♥

[identity profile] gurliemoviegeek.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Harry... You may have been sneaky getting Malfoy in the Forbidden Forest with you, but I think by laughing you just wrecked any chance of those sexual favours... LMAO

Just wonderful, darling!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Thanks. I suspect Draco's libido will push him into action though. But the Slytherin part of him will likely negotiate receipt of said favours. ;)

[identity profile] kaykayen.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're supposed to say something asinine, and I smirk back. That's the order of things. Not when Harry's in Slytherin mode!

Though it wasn't very Slytherin of Harry to laugh at Draco before the sexual favors were had!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the Slytherin in Harry managed to get Draco into the woods, but the Gryffindor in him jumped in & laughed without considering the consequences. *smacks him upside the head*

*grins*

[identity profile] lackofmendacity.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahah, was Harry hoping to score by laughing at Draco? *snickers madly* Poor, confused soul... :/

And awww, Draco flailing is so cute. :D

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah ... he needs to work on his skills, our Harry. *rolls eyes*

Flailing Draco is definitely cute ... amusing, too. :D At least he didn't go running, screaming madly, out of the forest like he did in first year. Heh.
Edited 2008-02-13 20:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] sora-morikawa.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
please say it's not the end!
is too great to finish like that (with out snut =D)

thanx!!

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-13 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Yeah, that's the end. I had to end it will silly Harry being deprived. But thanks for the comments. :)
(reply from suspended user)

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-14 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. With a prompt like squirrel, I sorta had to do something funny. I do imagine that Draco's libido catches up with him, and he goes off to confront Harry and get on with the favours. Though he might insist that it be Harry giving said favours after his treatment. *nods*

I'm glad I could make you laugh, though I'm sorry you felt you needed one. Hope the day wasn't too bad, and that all is well now. :)

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2008-02-14 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
oh SNORK!!

*giggles*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-14 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
;D

[identity profile] idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com 2008-02-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
but... but... harry just said he wanted some of those sexual favours, draco! :(

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-14 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Draco's libido will catch up with him and smack him upside the head. I suspect Draco will track him down, and insist that Harry be the one to provide the favours, after his display. Heh.

[identity profile] idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
yay! i don't mind which way it is personally as long as there's some sexual favours involved XD

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
True, but I think Draco would want to make a point. ;)

[identity profile] dio-elaclaire.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! *pokes Potter* Squirrels ARE scary! At least I thought so when I saw 6 or so...

*giggles*

It was a very adorable little story ^.^

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-15 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Glad you enjoyed it.

[identity profile] byaghro.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Too adorable!! And when will Harry learn that an affronted Malfoy is no longer a horny Malfoy?? *tsk*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2008-02-24 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Yeah ... being laughed at isn't exactly foreplay. ;)