Home Schooling (H/D, PG)

[sesheta66]

Title: Home Schooling
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 190
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco, Stephen (their son)
Challenge: slythindor100's Double Entendre Fun, Friday Edition - I was tagged by softly_sweetly with the prompt "For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction." It also fits my GJ 100_prompts table #057 - "Young."
Summary: Harry is a bit bewildered at what Draco is teaching their son.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



"And what is Newton's third law of motion?" Draco asked.

"For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction," Stephen replied.

"Very good," continued Draco. "Now what does that mean?"

"What on earth are you teaching our son, Draco?" Harry interrupted.

"Newton's laws of motion, Dad," Stephen told Harry. "Well, the first and the third one anyway. Pop says the second one is a hard concept to grasp, and I'm a bit young yet for that." He beamed at Draco.

"And why," Harry continued, looking sceptically at his husband, "might you be teaching our son physics?"

"Surely you don't expect him to start at Hogwarts completely uneducated?" Draco asked incredulously.

"Of course not, but I thought you might be more inclined to teach him spells and potions rather than Muggle science."

"It's all education, and despite my former misgivings about all things Muggle, there have been some valuable contributors, such as Newton."

"I don't know, Draco. Isn't that still a bit much for him?"

"Would you rather I teach him what Lucius taught me before school?" Draco asked, lifting an eyebrow in challenge.

"Right," Harry acknowledged. "Carry on, then."



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Comments

[softly-sweetly.livejournal.com]

*laughs* that soon shut Harry up!

Lovely, babe ♥

[prettyhairs.livejournal.com]

What was the first one again?
I was horrible at physics:)
p.s. nice one=)

[fkimbleeding.livejournal.com]

LMAO, that was brilliant!

[winter-june.livejournal.com]

Draco's right. Lucius teachings, with the possible exception of quidditch, should have been a total no-no for any child.

[psyko-kittie.livejournal.com]

*g* fantastic!

[lisbet.livejournal.com]

"Would you rather I teach him what Lucius taught me before school?" Draco asked, lifting an eyebrow in challenge.

Haha! Excellent point:)

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

I loved this.Thanks!

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

That shut Harry up in a hurry, didn't it? *grins*

[knic26.livejournal.com]

As a high school science teacher, I say Thank you Draco!! Anyone who gets kids interested in science is tops in my book!

[lackofmendacity.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I love Draco's last retort. ;D

Actually, I think the second law of motion is quite logical... it's the third one that always confused me, in terms of relating it to practical application. *is trying to remember high school science* :*

[stitchesandlace.livejournal.com]

hahah, so cute!

[idontgiveafaux.livejournal.com]

lol! last line ♥ ::hugs::

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Good point Draco. Good point! And Harry's quick to agree! Smart men! Stephen will obviously be a brilliant student!

[thrnbrooke.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Like the way Draco shut Harry up! And hey! He's teaching him there's more out there then just the wizarding world!

[lire-casander.livejournal.com]

Nice and powerful argument, Draco. I love him when he is all Muggle-lover!