Shock (H/D, PG-13)

[sesheta66]

Title: Shock
Author: sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 435
Challenges: for facecat's birthday request of "incoherent".
Summary: Ron's good intentions leave him a little worse for wear.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



Shock

"Harry Potter!" An angry but familiar voice carried all the way upstairs from the front room of Grimmauld Place. Harry climbed out of bed, pulled on his robe and made his way downstairs.

"Hermione?" Harry asked, taking in his friend's distraught look. "Is there something wrong?"

"It's Ron. He's … well, I'm not sure what he is. That's why I Flooed you. What happened to him?"

Harry stared at her in confusion. "How would I know?" Harry hadn't seen his partner since they left work that day. "He was perfectly fine when I saw him a few hours ago."

"A few hours ago?"

"Yes …" Harry didn't like the sound of that. Thoughts raced through his mind, but he quickly dismissed them, hoping - no, knowing - that Ron would never cheat on Hermione. "What's happened to him?"

"He's completely incoherent."

Strange. Even for Ron, it would be a bit much to become drunk that quickly. "How much did he have?" Harry ventured.

"It's not that, Harry. He seems … well, he seems to be in shock."

"Shock?" Ron was a highly trained Auror, and after everything they'd seen during the war and on the job, it would take a lot to put him in a state of shock.

"Yes, shock. And the last thing he said before he went out was that he was going to pop over here and keep you company. Said he didn't want you sitting at home by yourself."

Merlin's balls. He didn't. He couldn't have. Harry tried to recall if he'd closed off the Floo before …. Looking at Hermione's face, he realised that, of course, he had not. Well, shit.

"When he came home, he did nod when I asked if he had come here."

"Er … right. Listen, Hermione, I'm sure Ron's fine. It's just --"

"Potter, are you coming back to bed sometime tonight?"

Harry cringed and closed his eyes, praying to any deity that would listen.

"D-Draco?" Hermione squeaked.

"Granger?"

Harry turned around to see that, apparently, no deity was currently available to hear his plea. Draco stood naked in the doorway.

"So …" Hermione said shakily. "I um … think I know what happened. Thanks, Harry. I'll … um … just be going now."

"Bye, Hermione." She was gone before Harry finished saying her name.

"Honestly, Potter. You just couldn't wait to brag about my gorgeous arse, could you?"

"Yeah, that's it." No use telling Draco about Ron just yet. "What was that you said about bed?" After all, Harry did want to see some more of that gorgeous arse before breaking the news.

Comments

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

Oh, lol!!! I can just hear Ron saying "my eyes, my eyes!" Poor boy. I bet Hermione would have enjoyed the view a lot more.

[lire-casander.livejournal.com]

Poor Ron, left in shock after watching what he watched without... previous announcemnet or something. Though I'd gladly go back in time and convince him to go home while I went checking on Harry...

[lijahlover.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love this and a nekkid Draco *g*

[adores-draco.livejournal.com]

Poor Harry sitting home by himself... :))

[joan-waterhouse.livejournal.com]

*snort* Poor Ron! This should have happend to someone who would have appreciated the view! Someone like ... well, me for example ;)

[vesperagain.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Poor Ron, I can just imagine his trauma. Hermione is going to be on cloud nine for quite sometime, though, the lucky witch! *hates her*
Very cute.

[pirateninjax.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH AWESOME.

[facecat.livejournal.com]

Squeee! Thank you!! Very nice job, I like it muchly.

apparently, no deity was currently available to hear his plea.
heh. yeah, I know the feeling.

Draco stood naked in the doorway.
Now that's an answer to prayer.

[kaykayen.livejournal.com]

Heeee! That's one way to let your friends know!

Hmmm. I wonder if Harry forgot to close the floo connection again... *scrambles to the fireplace*

[savoy61.livejournal.com]

ohhhh the possibilities of what Ron actually saw

[winter-june.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I'm sure poor Ron will get used to the idea. Uhmm. Probably... Eventually.... Sometime in the future....

Do you think he would fry his brain Obliviating himself? :)

[vwalk.livejournal.com]

I can hear Ron screaming "My eyes! My eyes!" and trying to obliviate himself. I'm surprised Hermione didn't try to stay and watch though. Perhaps she'll pensieve naked!Draco later.
Great fic.

[jamie2109.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha

That is all.

Lol, well I am just imagining poor Ron catching sight of Draco's gorgeous arse.

[agr8fae.livejournal.com]

haha, you win!

[ebilgatoloco.livejournal.com]

LOLOL
-dies-

[fauxpersonae007.livejournal.com]

That was way too funny. Loved Draco's reaction, so nonchalant. Very awesome.

[lisbet.livejournal.com]

ROFL! This was great! Poor Ron *grin*

[yanagi-wa.livejournal.com]

Poor Ron, I hope he recovers soon. Great little tale.

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Buahahahaha! I love the idea of Ron stumbling home and gibbering. Hee!

[cleo-jay.livejournal.com]

LOL! Best way to break the news to your friends ever!! A naked Draco is always the right way to reveal things! ;D

[svgurl.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this was hilarious! Poor Ron ... he certainly saw more than he ever wanted to of Draco and probably Harry too. LOL I'm sure Hermione was a bit more appreciative.

"Honestly, Potter. You just couldn't wait to brag about my gorgeous arse, could you?"

That's such a Draco line ... the dialogue was awesome! :D

Fantastic job! :)

[faithwood.livejournal.com]

Oh my poor Ron!

*giggles*

[thrnbrooke.livejournal.com]

Oh tooo fun!!!