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sesheta_66 ([personal profile] sesheta66) wrote2008-01-20 02:59 am

Cyber Sex (H/D, PG-13)

Title: Cyber Sex
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sesheta_66
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 377
Pairing/Characters: Harry/Draco
Challenge: For [livejournal.com profile] red_rahl's birthday prompt of "Harry, Draco and video games." It also fits my GJ 100_prompts table #069 - "Corruption".
Summary: Harry gets a new game for Christmas, and Draco is less than impressed.
Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for underage readers. Please observe the ratings, warnings, and age of legal consent for your country. The characters contained herein are not mine. They belong to JK Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.



"Harry, dinner's ready!" Draco called. It was his night to prepare something, and Harry had retreated to his computer while Draco cooked.

"Be right there!" came Harry's voice from the study.

A couple minutes later, Draco had set all the food on the table, opened and poured the wine, and there was still no sign of Harry.

"Harry, dinner is on the table!"

"Just a minute!"

"Harry!" Draco called five minutes later. "What the hell is keeping you?"

"Sorry," he called. Draco heard him shuffling around the room in response.

By the time Harry entered the room a few moments later, Draco had already given up and had started without him.

"Sorry," Harry said again. "I was on World of Warcraft and ..." He didn't finish, but looked down at his plate and began eating.

Draco scowled. This was the fourth time this week he had been ignored in favour of this World of Warcraft. He knew the game was some online Muggle thing - Seamus and Dean had bought it for Harry for Christmas. Draco was almost at the point of returning it to them, along with a howler, telling them just how much he appreciated them corrupting his boyfriend with such an addictive game.

***

Draco awoke the next morning, reached over to Harry's side of the bed, and found it empty. He listened for the sound of his boyfriend in the washroom, but there wasn't any. That was strange. They always enjoyed a lie-in on the weekends, followed by a leisurely shag, followed by more lie-in time. Draco stretched, pulled on some boxers, went to the washroom, then, resigned to his fate, went in search of Harry.

He found him, not surprisingly, in the study, at the computer. He wrapped his arms around Harry from behind, nuzzled his neck, then whispered in his ear, "Coming back to bed?"

"Just a minute," Harry said, clicking the keyboard as he spoke.

"World of Warcraft?" Draco asked.

"Mm hmm."

"Does the game offer cyber sex too?"

"What? No! It's not that kind of game. It's a kids' game, Draco."

"Oh, that's too bad."

Harry frowned and turned around to look at Draco. "Why?" he asked.

"Because if you don't shut that fucking game off right now, that's the only sex you're going to get for the foreseeable future."

Draco walked up the stairs, pleased to hear the sound of Harry's footsteps behind him.

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[identity profile] tweeney.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man that was priceless! :D

I can't even imagine why Harry would consider trading a lie-in on the weekends, followed by a leisurely shag, followed by more lie-in time for World of Warcraft, but then - thank god Draco made him see sense. ;D

[identity profile] prettyhairs.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I admire Draco's patience! I would have destroyed that game!;)

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of me when I'm LJing. It's just tough to break away. But Harry certainly has a strong enticement to leave the computer...

[identity profile] molnou.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
OMG this sounds just like a conversation my husband and i have a least weekly except ours goes.

HIM "Where are you"
ME "In the office"
HIM "Are you reading harry potter again"

Love the story.
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[personal profile] megyal 2008-01-20 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I love this, because that is the conversation between my brother and his girlfriend.

Funny thing is... it's the girlfriend thats the gamehead.

*reads fic again*

[identity profile] lire-casander.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, Draco knows how to get Harry back where he wants him!

[identity profile] gurliemoviegeek.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's totally me, except substitute 'LJ' for 'WoW'!

Way for Draco to make Harry see the light! I daresay that Draco would be the only thing capable of tearing me away from the computer. Except for maybe Harry!

*grins*

[identity profile] winter-june.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*pets her beloved Egbert*
Being a CRAZY hooked fan of WoW, I understand Harry perfectly, but... well, Draco's ultimatum really leaves no choice.

I haven't received anything after the flyer, is it that right?
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[identity profile] accioscar.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant!

Now, if only I had a sexy blond boyfriend to drag me away from LJ...

*lives in hope*

[identity profile] coffeejunkii.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
desperate times require desperate measures! go draco :D

[identity profile] chyldofeternity.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah Draco, how I love thee! ^^ That was a great story, especially the last line where Harry was scrambling along after the wonderful Slytherin

[identity profile] red-rahl.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! OH, THE BOYS! I loved this story! Thank you so much for it! XD It had gaming (which I understand), the shouting at person gaming (which I definitely understand too) and I loved how Draco brought Harry out of it! I love Draco so much in this and their relationship..! *laughs some more in delight*

Thank you again! Now lemme see what you asked for in terms of a drawbble for such a fantastic story! ^__^

[identity profile] lackofmendacity.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*whines* B-but WOW!! *scowls at Draco*

...

Heheh, I fear I've been in the company of gamers for too long, I'm just sharing their sentiments. *g*

(And what are you talking about? It's an interactive game, so of course you can cybersex on it. ;D)

[identity profile] romaine24.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
This just rings way too true for me. Me reading and writing HP. Son playing Video Game. Husband playing video game. Poor little girl of mine. (Seriously, it's not that bad ;).

I love Draco in this and our poor Harry is addicted and clueless. Glad he caught on in the end.

[identity profile] lijahlover.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Very cute.:D

[identity profile] svgurl.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This was too funny! I really loved it. Draco getting all angry because he was being ignored for WoW ... priceless. Oh Harry, no ignoring the hot boyfriend for a computer game!

The ending was just perfect. Draco's threat made me giggle.

Thanks for writing & sharing!

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[identity profile] byaghro.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
BAHA! I can SO relate to Draco's situation! I love his Slytherin method of setting Harry's priorities straight!

Actual conversation I had with my husband:
*husband & friend are discussing on-line game*
Me: "Honey, can you help me move this box?"
*husband & friend continue discussing on-line game*
Me: "Honey, I really need a hand with this."
*husband & friend are STILL discussing on-line game*
Me: "You know what, I think I'll strip down & do a belly dance right here, is that okay?"
Husband (to friend): "You know, if you move the calvary unit here, you'd have a better defense."
Five minutes later they turn around & ask why I'm rolling in the floor laughing. *rolls eyes* Boys!

[identity profile] kori-ya.livejournal.com 2008-01-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*lol* omg, that's funny! <3

[identity profile] alaana-fair.livejournal.com 2008-01-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hehee... you go Draco!

[identity profile] stitchesandlace.livejournal.com 2008-01-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
... i died.

please tell me my recent post about getting hooked on WoW didn't inspire this?! lmfao.... cause thats why ive been so inactive lately, i've been playing until the wee hours!!

hillarious. <3

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2008-01-21 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
You tell him, Draco!

[identity profile] thrnbrooke.livejournal.com 2008-01-21 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Know the feeling well! If it's not WoW it's Evercrack for my hubby!

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